Me & my friend listening to "One Thing"
Friend: Who's singing this part right now?
Friend: woah.. he has a nice voice
Me: No, you don't even understand Jessica. His voice makes angels sing and I swear on my life that God took one look at his beautiful curly haired creation and said, "Well fuck, I might as well add an orgasmic voice to destroy the ovaries of young girls all around the world."
Friend: ....you need help.